Ricks Lime
Tonight Ragan Fox is reading "poetry" at the "poetry slam." Apparently, he's a very good "writer" and "performer." Even though it's all his fault that we got dropped in Duo Quarters at AFA in '99. Come to Ego's around 8ish.

Because also: There's a limerick head-to-head. It shall be deadly. To whet my limerick whistle, I cranked a few out this morning. You can tell by how low-quality they are just how well my mind is suited to limerick-writing.



there once was a poet who thought
that his poetry was so freakin’ hot
one name wouldn’t do
and neither would two
and now Matthew John Conley is who wa have got


wammo’s wedding is quite the romantic tale
and tomorrow the party will not fail
they’ll drink and they’ll toast
and eat BBQ roast
but not me, my invite got lost in the mail


I never pay my bills on time
and apparently this a crime,
they shut off my lights
and my phone and my rights
to stick a knife in the head of the mime.


never date a girl from the slam
but if you do, make sure “you’re the man,”
or when you two split
she’ll write from her clit,
rip you a new one and steal all your fans.