Mall of Andy ([info]elph8) wrote,
@ 2005-09-09 08:18:00
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What does it mean when someone says, "I'm a conservative"?



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[info]ohiojake
2005-09-09 01:52 pm UTC (link)
i'm a conservative means either "i am a crazy bible thumpin clinic bombin jesus freak" or " i am a dumbfuck rush lovin neocon war freak"

it is hard to tell.

it never ever means "i am a conservationist"
or "i am jelly"

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Ich bin ein berliner
[info]funkaliciouslj
2005-09-09 02:38 pm UTC (link)
I am a jelly donut.

Don't put Rush down, Andy told me he was president of their fan club.

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Re: Ich bin ein berliner
[info]frogman1975
2005-09-10 05:49 am UTC (link)
Andy is President of "their" fan club?
I KNEW Karl Rove looked too much like Rush Limbaugh for it to be a coincidence! They are cloning Rush Limbaugh aren't they! The Neo-Cons are cloning Rush! They are going to over run us with the squealing storm-trooper spawn of Rush and Ann Coulter! And you've blown the cover with your adjective choice!

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[info]doctortina
2005-09-09 04:30 pm UTC (link)
It means, "I don't care about anyone except myself and those like me."

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[info]elph8
2005-09-09 04:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm adding this to the list. Very interesting.

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[info]misshouston
2005-09-09 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Having been raised by them, my definition would be..

"I prefer to have my guns handy."

or, in a nutshell:
anti-abortion
anti-gay anything
anti-gun control
anti-minority anything
anti-Fair Tax
anti-intelligent
Pro-Nascar

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conservative
[info]dfleming
2005-09-09 05:06 pm UTC (link)
"i'm okay, and you're disgusting."
"jesus loves me, but you're going straight to hell."
"i have morals."
"there are only so many pieces in this pie, and i'm getting me some! you need to lose some weight anyway."

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[info]tonyjackson
2005-09-09 08:55 pm UTC (link)
What does it mean when someone says, "I'm a conservative"?

Translation: "I'm not good in bed!"

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Fiscal or Social?
[info]frogman1975
2005-09-10 05:44 am UTC (link)
Classical or Neo-Con?

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