Mall of Andy (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} elph8) wrote,@ 2005-08-26 15:40:00 |
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Lame Update Numero Tres
* Also, if I were a rapper, I'd be M.C. Rimshot. And my fans would argue on message boards about whether it's pronounced "rims hot" or "rim shot" and either way, I'd be considered nebulously awesome.
* Also, "Revo-Lotion" is still the grand number one marketing idea of the year.
* And this too: In about two hours, I will be on the basketball court, schooling Tony Jackson and Matthew John on how to lay-up, dunk, and break ankles.
* Addendum: Claudia LeMonde is the raddest Californian I know.
* When I was 10, I woke up in the middle of the night and stumbled into the kitchen, where mom was crock-potting something. I said I hurt. She noticed that while I was sleeping, I'd been stung by bees about a dozen times.
* Thanks for the happy birthday wishes, both of you.
* Also, if I were a rapper, I'd be M.C. Rimshot. And my fans would argue on message boards about whether it's pronounced "rims hot" or "rim shot" and either way, I'd be considered nebulously awesome.
* Also, "Revo-Lotion" is still the grand number one marketing idea of the year.
* And this too: In about two hours, I will be on the basketball court, schooling Tony Jackson and Matthew John on how to lay-up, dunk, and break ankles.
* Addendum: Claudia LeMonde is the raddest Californian I know.
* When I was 10, I woke up in the middle of the night and stumbled into the kitchen, where mom was crock-potting something. I said I hurt. She noticed that while I was sleeping, I'd been stung by bees about a dozen times.
* Thanks for the happy birthday wishes, both of you.
