Faking the Funk Since 2002 - April 19th, 2005

Allow me to say: I attended the Austin Scrabble Club weekly meeting tonight.

Three games, power-matched.

First game: Me - 405. Him - 320
Second game: Me - 410 Him - 289
Third game: Me - 290 Her - 383

(And she is the club champion.)

This is the first thing I've done in ages. As in: The first, ya know, THING I've done. And it feels superb.

Also, come tomorrow night to La Zona Rosa at 7 p.m. for THE GIANT SLAMPLANET BENEFIT.

Guy Forsyth? Asylum Street Spankers? Damnations TX?

Yes, please.

Also, this morning, I appeared on the Dudley & Bob Show on 93.7. They made me change it from Janet Jackson's Titty to Janet Jackson's Gozanga. Oh, the irony: The subject of the poem is the reason I couldn't speak about the subject of the poem.

And this weekened? My new friend.