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Unfortunate Cookies
Mar. 30th, 2005 | 01:33 pm
And another thing: When did fortune cookies stop telling your fortune and instead start giving you bits of obvious advice and nuggets of information about yourself?
At lunch, I got two cookies:
(1) "A friend is a present you give yourself"
and
(2) "You are very wise in your quiet moments."
Well, no shit, Sherlock-san!
Just once, I'd like a fortune cookie to motherfucking predict some events. Maybe a, "Your penis will swell to Olympian proportions" or "On your next birthday, a good-looking hooker will pay your college loans" or "She's going to cheat on you ... tonight."
At lunch, I got two cookies:
(1) "A friend is a present you give yourself"
and
(2) "You are very wise in your quiet moments."
Well, no shit, Sherlock-san!
Just once, I'd like a fortune cookie to motherfucking predict some events. Maybe a, "Your penis will swell to Olympian proportions" or "On your next birthday, a good-looking hooker will pay your college loans" or "She's going to cheat on you ... tonight."